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Ultimate Guide to Text AbbreviationsWhether you want to seem cool or you just want to know what all those acronyms mean when messaging or tweeting, check out our texting abbreviations below. We've listed 1600+ abbreviations, and that's after we (tried at least) to strip out the vulgar ones! Maybe we're just BHOFs and this may be totally 511 or even FMTYEWTK, but it might be easier to learn langue d'oc or perhaps Esperanto for Dummies from a flea market cassette tape than to memorize all these letters. As an aside, we recently saw a statistic that fully 51% of those age 18-29 primarily read email on smart phones/pdas/tiny gadgets. Do folks need to make sure their marketing emails are small-screen friendly? More than ever. |
| ^5 | High Five |
| ^RUP^ | Read Up Please |
| ,!!!! | Talk To The Hand |
| ::poof:: | I'm Gone |
| ! | I Have a Comment |
| ? | I Have a Question |
| @TEOTD | At The End of The Day |
| *$ | Starbucks |
| \M/ | Heavy Metal Music |
| Blkbry | Blackberry |
| Ne2H | Need To Have |
| <3 | Heart |
| 02 | Your (or My) Two Cents Worth, Also Seen As M.02 |
| 10Q | Thank You |
| 121 | One To One |
| 143 | I Love You |
| 14AA41 | One For All and All For One |
| 182 | I Hate You |
| 190 | Hand |
| 20 | Location |
| 2B Or Not 2B | To Be Or Not To Be |
| 2b@ | To Be At |
| 2BZ4UQT | Too Busy For You Cutey |
| 2G2B4G | Too Good To Be Forgotten |
| 2G2BT | Too Good To Be True |
| 2moro | Tomorrow |
| 2nite | Tonight |
| 2U2 | To You Too |
| 404 | I Haven't a Clue |
| 411 | Information |
| 459 | I Love You |
| 4COL | For Crying Out Loud |
| 4EAE | Forever and Ever |
| 4eva | Forever |
| 4ever | Forever |
| 4NR | Foreigner |
| 511 | Too Much Information |
| 831 | I Love You |
| 86 | Out Of, Over, To Get Rid Of, or Kicked Out |
| 9 | Parent Is Watching |
| 99 | Parent Is No Longer Watching |
| A3 | Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime |
| AAAAA | American Association Against Acronym Abuse |
| AAF | As a Friend/Always and Forever |
| AAK | Asleep At Keyboard |
| AAMOF | As a Matter of Fact |
| AAMOI | As a Matter of Interest |
| AAR | At Any Rate |
| AAR8 | At Any Rate |
| AAS | Alive and Smiling |
| AATK | Always At The Keyboard |
| AAYF | As Always, Your Friend |
| ab/abt | about |
| ABITHIWTITBA | Bird in The Hand Is Worth Two in The Bush |
| ABT2 | About To |
| ACD | Alt Control Delete |
| ACE | Access Control Entry |
| ACK | Acknowledgement |
| ACORNA | Completely Obsessive Really Nutty Person |
| ADAD | Another Day Another Dollar |
| ADBB | All Done Bye Bye |
| addy | Address |
| ADIP | Another Day in Paradise |
| ADN | Advanced Digital Network/Any Day Now |
| ADR | Address |
| ADVD | Advised |
| AEAP | As Early As Possible |
| AFAGAYA | Friend As Good As You |
| AFAHMASPA | Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted |
| AFAIC | As Far As I'm Concerned |
| AFAICS | As Far As I Can See |
| AFAICT | As Far As I Can Tell |
| AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
| AFAIR | As Far As I Remember |
| AFAIU | As Far As I Understand |
| AFAIUI | As Far As I Understand It |
| AFAP | As Far As Possible |
| AFAYC | As Far As You're Concerned |
| AFC | Away From Computer |
| AFIAA | As Far As I Am Aware |
| AFINIAFIA | Friend in Need Is a Friend Indeed |
| AFJ | April Fools Joke |
| AFK | Away From Keyboard/a Free Kill |
| AFPOEA | Fresh Pair of Eyes |
| AFZ | Acronym Free Zone |
| AGB | Almost Good Bridge |
| AIAMU | And I'm a Monkey's Uncle |
| aight | All Right |
| AIH | As It Happens |
| AIMB | As I Mentioned Before |
| AIMP | Always in My Prayers |
| AISB | As I Said Before |
| AISE | As I Said Earlier |
| AISI | As I See It |
| AITR | Adult in The Room |
| AKA Or A.k.a. | Also Known As |
| ALAP | As Late As Possible |
| alcon | All Concerned |
| ALOL | Actually Laughing Out Loud |
| ALOTBSOL | Always Look on The Bright Side of Life |
| ALTG | Act Locally, Think Globally |
| AMAP | As Many As Possible/As Much As Possible |
| AMBW | All My Best Wishes |
| AML | All My Love |
| AMRMTYFTS | All My Roommates Thank You For The Show |
| ANFAWFOS | And Now For a Word From Our Sponsor |
| ANFSCD | And Now For Something Completely Different |
| ANGB | Almost Nearly Good Bridge |
| AOAS | All of a Sudden |
| AOB | Abuse of Bandwidth |
| AON | Apropos of Nothing |
| AP | Apple Pie |
| AR | Action Required |
| ASAMOF | As a Matter of Fact |
| ASAP | As Soon As Possible |
| ASAYGT | As Soon As You Get This |
| ASL | Age/Sex/Location |
| ASLMH | Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies |
| ATC | Any Two Cards |
| ATM | At The Moment/Asynchronous Transfer Mode/Automated Teller Machine |
| ATSL | Along The Same Line |
| ATST | At The Same Time |
| ATW | All The Web/Around The Web/All The Way |
| ATWD | Agree That We Disagree |
| AWC | After Awhile, Crocodile |
| AWGTHTGTTA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again |
| AWHFY | Are We Having Fun Yet? |
| AWLTP | Avoiding Work Like The Plague |
| AWNIAC | All We Need Is Another Chair |
| AWOL | Absent Without Leave |
| AWTTWA | Word To The Wise |
| AYC | Aren't You Clever/Aren't You Cheeky |
| AYCE | All You Can Eat |
| AYK | As You Know |
| AYOR | At Your Own Risk |
| AYSOS | Are You Stupid Or Something |
| AYTMTB | And You're Telling Me This Because |
| AYV | Are You Vertical? |
| B/C | Because |
| B&F | Back and Forth |
| B4 | Before |
| B4N | Bye For Now |
| B4U | Before You |
| B4YKI | Before You Know It |
| BABY | Being Annoyed By You |
| BAK | Back At Keyboard |
| BARB | Buy Abroad But Rent in Britain |
| BAU | Business As Usual |
| BB | Be Back |
| BB4N | Bye Bye For Now |
| BBB | Bye Bye Babe/Boring Beyond Belief |
| BBBG | Bye Bye Be Good |
| BBFBBM | Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel |
| BBFN | Bye Bye For Now |
| BBIAB | Be Back in a Bit |
| BBIAF | Be Back in a Few |
| BBIAS | Be Back in a Sec |
| BBIAW | Be Back in a While |
| BBL | Be Back Later |
| BBR | Burnt Beyond Repair |
| BBS | Be Back Soon or Bulletin Board Service |
| BBSD | Be Back Soon Darling |
| BBSL | Be Back Sooner Or Later |
| BBT | Be Back Tomorrow |
| BBW | Big Beautiful Woman |
| BC | Because |
| BCBS | Big Company, Big School |
| BCNU | Be Seeing You |
| bcoz | Because |
| BD | Big Deal/Baby Dance/Brain Drain |
| BDBI5M | Busy Daydreaming Back in 5 Minutes |
| BDC | Big Dumb Company/Big Dot Com |
| BEG | Big Evil Grin |
| beos | Nudge |
| BF | Boyfriend/Best Friend |
| BFF | Best Friends Forever |
| BFFN | Best Friends For Now |
| BFFTTE | Best Friends Forever Til The End |
| BFN | Bye For Now |
| BG | Be Good |
| BHAG | Big Hairy Audacious Goal |
| BHG | Big Hearted Guy/Big Hearted Girl |
| BHOF | Bald Headed Old Fart |
| BI | Business Intelligence |
| BI5 | Back in Five |
| BIBI | Bye Bye |
| BIBO | Beer In, Beer Out |
| BIF | Basis in Fact/Before I Forget |
| BIL | Brother-In-Law/Boss Is Listening |
| BIO | Bring It On |
| BION | Believe It Or Not |
| BITD | Back in The Day |
| BKA | Better Known As |
| BL | Belly Laughing |
| BLBBLB | Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird |
| BM | Byte Me |
| BMGWL | Busting My Gut With Laughter |
| BMOC | Big Man on Campus |
| BNDN | Been Nowhere Done Nothing |
| BNF | Big Name Fan |
| BO | Bug Off/Body Odor |
| BOB | Battery Operated Boyfriend |
| BOBFOC | Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch |
| BOCTAAE | But of Course There Are Always Exceptions |
| BON | Believe It Or Not |
| book | Cool |
| BOTEC | Back of The Envelope Calculation |
| BOTOH | But on The Other Hand |
| BPLM | Big Person Little Mind |
| BR | Bathroom |
| BRB | Be Right Back |
| BRIC | Brazil, Russia, India, China |
| BRT | Be Right There |
| BSAAW | Big Smile and a Wink |
| BSBD&NE | Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience |
| BSF | But Seriously, Folks |
| BSOD | Blue Screen of Death |
| BT | Byte This |
| BTA | But Then Again/Before The Attacks |
| BTD | Bored To Death |
| BTDT | Been There Done That |
| BTDTGTS | Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt |
| BTHOOM | Beats The Heck Out of Me |
| BTN | Better than Nothing |
| BTTT | Back To The Top/Bump To The Top |
| BTW | By The Way |
| BTWBO | Be There With Bells On |
| BTWITIAILWU | By The Way I Think I Am in Love With You |
| buh | Byebye |
| BW | Best Wishes |
| BWDIK | But What Do I Know |
| BWL | Bursting With Laughter |
| BWO | Black, White Or Other |
| BWTM | But Wait, There's More |
| BYKT | But You Knew That |
| BYOA | Bring Your Own Advil |
| BYOB | Bring Your Own Bottle/Bring Your Own Beer |
| BYOW | Build Your Own Website/Bring Your Own Wine |
| BZ | Busy |
| c Ya | See Ya |
| C-P | Sleepy |
| C-T | City |
| C/P | Cross Post |
| C/S | Change of Subject |
| C&G | Chuckly and Grin |
| C4N | Ciao For Now |
| CAAC | Cool As a Cucumber |
| CAS | Crack a Smile |
| CB | Chat Brat/Coffee Break -or Call Back |
| CBB | Can't Be Bothered |
| CD9 | Code 9 - It Means Parents Are Around |
| CF | Coffee Freak |
| CFV | Call For Vote |
| CIAO | Goodbye (in Italian) |
| CICO | Coffee In, Coffee Out |
| CICYHW | Can I Copy Your Home Work |
| CID | Consider It Done/Crying in Disgrace |
| CIL | Check in Later |
| CLM | Career Limiting Move |
| CM | Call Me |
| CMF | Count My Fingers |
| CMIW | Correct Me If I'm Wrong |
| CMU | Crack Me Up |
| CNP | Continued in Next Post |
| COB | Close of Business |
| COBRAS | Come on By Right After School |
| COD | Change of Dressing |
| Cof$ | Church of Scientology |
| CofS | Church of Scientology |
| COS | Change of Subject |
| CRAP | Cheap Redundant Assorted Products |
| CRAT | Can't Remember a Thing |
| CRB | Come Right Back |
| CRBT | Crying Real Big Tears |
| CRD | Caucasian Rhythm Disorder/Deficiency |
| CRDTCHCK | Credit Check |
| CRTLA | Can't Remember The Three-Letter Acronym |
| CS | Career Suicide |
| CSA | Cool Sweet Awesome |
| CSL | Can't Stop Laughing |
| CSN | Chuckle, Snicker, Grin |
| CT | Can't Talk |
| CTA | Call To Action |
| CTC | Care To Chat/Contact/Choking The Chicken |
| CTMQ | Chuckle To Myself Quietly |
| CTO | Check This Out |
| CU | See You/Cracking Up |
| CUATU | See You Around The Universe |
| CUL8R | See You Later |
| CULA | See You Later Alligator |
| CUNS | See You in School |
| CUOL | See You OnLine |
| CUWTA | Catch Up With The Acronyms |
| CUZ | Because |
| CWOT | Complete Waste of Time |
| CWYL | Chat With You Later |
| CX | Cancelled |
| CY | Calm Yourself |
| CYE | Check Your Email |
| CYL | See You Later |
| CYM | Check Your Mail |
| CYO | See You Online |
| CYT | See You Tomorrow |
| d/c | Disconnected |
| D&M | Deep & Meaningful |
| d00d | Dude, Also Seen As Dood |
| da | There |
| DAMHIKT | Don't Ask Me How I Know That |
| DARFC | Ducking and Running For Cover |
| DBA | Doing Business As |
| DBD | Don't Be Dumb |
| DBEYR | Don't Believe Everything You Read |
| DD | Due Diligence |
| def | Definitely |
| DEGT | Don't Even Go There |
| dem | Them |
| dese | These |
| DETI | Don't Even Think It |
| dewd | Dude |
| dey | They |
| DF | Dear Friend |
| DFLA | Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that Is, a TLA) |
| DGA | Don't Go Anywhere |
| DGT | Don't Go There |
| DGTG | Don't Go There Girlfriend |
| DH | Dear Husband |
| DHYB | Don't Hold Your Breath |
| DIAF | Die in a Fire |
| DIC | Drunk in Charge |
| DIKU | Do I Know You? |
| DINK | Double Incomes, No Kids |
| DIRFT | Do It Right The First Time |
| DISTO | Did I Say That Out Loud? |
| DITR | Dancing in The Rain |
| ditto | Same Here |
| DITYID | Did I Tell You I'm Distressed |
| DIY | Do It Yourself |
| DKDC | Don't Know Don't Care |
| DL | Down Low/Download/Dead Link |
| DLTBBB | Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite |
| DLTM | Don't Lie To Me |
| DMI | Don't Mention It |
| DNBL8 | Do Not Be Late |
| DNC | Does Not Compute |
| DND | Do Not Disturb |
| DOE | Depends on Experience |
| DOEI | Goodbye (in Dutch) |
| DORD | Department of Redundancy Department |
| DP | Domestic Partner |
| dps | Damage Per Second |
| DPUP | Don't Poop Your Pants |
| DQMOT | Don't Quote Me on This |
| DQYDJ | Don't Quit Your Day Job |
| DRIB | Don't Read If Busy |
| DTC | Deep Throaty Chuckle |
| DTRT | Do The Right Thing |
| DUI | Driving Under The Influence |
| DUNA | Don't Use No Acronyms |
| dunno | I Don't Know |
| DUST | Did You See That? |
| DWB | Don't Write Back |
| DWBH | Don't Worry Be Happy |
| DWPKOTL | Deep Wet Passionate Kiss on The Lips |
| DWS | Driving While Stupid |
| DWWWI | Surfing The World Wide Web While Intoxicated |
| DWYM | Does What You Mean |
| DYFM | Dude You Fascinate Me |
| DYHAB | Do You Have a Boyfriend? |
| DYHAG | Do You Have a Girlfriend? |
| DYJHIW | Don't You Just Hate It When... |
| DYLI | Do You Love It? |
| E123 | Easy As One, Two, Three |
| E2HO | Each To His/Her Own |
| EAK | Eating At Keyboard |
| EE | Electronic Emission |
| EFT | Electronic Funds Transfer |
| EG | Evil Grin |
| EL | Evil Laugh |
| EM | Excuse Me |
| EMAE- | Mail Address |
| EMFBI | Excuse Me For Butting In |
| EMFJI | Excuse Me For Jumping In |
| EMI | Excuse My Ignorance |
| EML | Email Me Later |
| EMRTW | Evil Monkey's Rule The World |
| EMSGE- | Mail Message |
| EOD | End of Day/End of Discussion |
| EOL | End of Life |
| EOM | End of Message |
| EOT | End of Thread (meaning: End of Discussion) |
| ESEMED | Every Second Every Minute Every Day |
| ESH | Experience, Strength, and Hope |
| ESO | Equipment Smarter than Operator |
| ETA | Estimated Time of Arrival/Edited To Add |
| ETLAETLA | Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that Is, An FLA) |
| every1 | Everyone |
| EVRE1 | Every One |
| EZ | Easy |
| F2F | Face-to-Face |
| FAB | Features Attributes Benefits |
| FAQL | Frequently Asked Questions List |
| FAWC | For Anyone Who Cares |
| FBKS | Failure Between Keyboard and Seat |
| FBOCD | Facebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder |
| FCFS | First Come, First Served |
| FCOL | For Crying Out Loud |
| FDGB | Fall Down Go Boom |
| FE | Fatal Error |
| FF&PN | Fresh Fields and Pastures New |
| FF | Friends Forever |
| FGDAI | Fuhgedaboudit/Forget About It |
| FIGS | French, Italian, German, Spanish |
| FIL | Father-In-Law |
| FILTH | Failed in London, Try Hong Kong |
| FISH | First In, Still Here |
| FITB | Fill in The Blanks |
| FLA | Four Letter Acronym |
| FMTYEWTK | Far More than You Ever Wanted To Know |
| FOAF | Friend of a Friend |
| FOC | Free of Charge |
| FOFL | Falling on Floor Laughing |
| FOGC | Fear of Getting Caught |
| FOMC | Fell Off My Chair |
| FOMCL | Falling Off My Chair Laughing |
| FOUO | For Official Use Only |
| FS | For Sale |
| FSBO | For Sale By Owner |
| FSR | For Some Reason |
| FTASB | Faster than a Speeding Bullet |
| FTBOMH | From The Bottom of My Heart |
| FTE | Full Time Employee |
| FTL | Faster than Light |
| FTR | For The Record |
| FTTB | For The Time Being |
| FUD | Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation |
| FURTB | Filled Up and Ready To Burst |
| FWB | Friends With Benefits |
| FWD | Forward |
| FWIW | For What It's Worth |
| FYA | For Your Amusement |
| FYE | For Your Edification |
| FYEO | For Your Eyes Only |
| FYF | From Your Friend |
| FYI | For Your Information |
| FYM | For Your Misinformation |
| FYSBIGTBABN | Fasten Your Seat Belts It's Going To Be a Bumpy Night |
| G | Guess/Grin/Giggle |
| G1 | Good One |
| G2G | Got To Go |
| G2GLYS | Got To Go Love Ya So |
| G4I | Go For It |
| G4N | Good For Nothing |
| GA | Go Ahead |
| GAB | Getting a Beer |
| GAFYK | Get Away From Your Keyboard |
| GAL | Get a Life |
| GALGAL | Give a Little Get a Little |
| GALHER | Get a Load of Her |
| GALHIM | Get a Load of Him |
| GANB | Getting Another Beer |
| GAS | Got a Second? |
| GB | Good Bridge |
| GBG | Great Big Grin |
| GBH | Great Big Hug |
| GBTW | Get Back To Work |
| GC | Good Crib |
| GD&R | Grinning, Ducking and Running |
| GD&RF | Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast |
| GDW | Grin, Duck and Wave |
| GF | Girlfriend |
| GFI | Go For It |
| GFN | Gone For Now |
| GFON | Good For One Night |
| GFR | Grim File Reaper |
| GFTD | Gone For The Day |
| GG | Good Game/Gotta Go/Giggling |
| GGA | Good Game All |
| GGN | Gotta Go Now |
| GGOH | Gotta Get Out of Here |
| GI | Google It |
| GIC | Gift in Crib |
| GIDK | Gee I Don't Know |
| GIGO | Garbage In, Garbage Out |
| GIWIST | Gee, I Wish I'd Said That |
| GJ | Good Job |
| GJP | Good Job Partner |
| GL | Good Luck/Get Lost |
| GLA | Good Luck All |
| GLB | Good Looking Boy |
| GLG | Good Looking Girl |
| GLGH | Good Luck and Good Hunting |
| GM | Good Morning/Good Move |
| GMAB | Give Me a Break |
| GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike |
| GMTFT | Great Minds Think For Themselves |
| GN | Good Night |
| GNBLFY | Got Nothing But Love For You |
| GNSD | Good Night Sweet Dreams |
| GOI | Get Over It |
| GOL | Giggling Out Loud |
| GOOD Job | Get Out of Debt Job |
| GOYHH | Get Off Your High Horse |
| GR&D | Grinning Running and Ducking |
| GR2BR | Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish |
| GR8 | Great |
| GRAS | Generally Recognized As Safe |
| gratz | Congratulations |
| grrlz | Girls, Also Seen As Grrl |
| GRRR | Growling |
| GSOH | Good Sense of Humor |
| GSYJDWURMNKH | Good Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat |
| GT | Good Try |
| GTG | Got To Go |
| GTGB | Got To Go, Bye |
| GTK | Good To Know |
| GTM | Giggle To Myself |
| GTRM | Going To Read Mail |
| GTSY | Glad To See You |
| GUD | Geographically UnDesirable |
| guvment | Government, Also Seen As Guvmint, Gumint |
| GWI | Get With It |
| GWS | Get Well Soon |
| h/o | Hold On |
| h/p | Hold Please |
| H&K | Hugs and Kisses |
| H4XX0R | Hacker/To Be Hacked |
| H9 | Husband in Room |
| HADVD | Have Advised |
| HAG1 | Have a Good One |
| HAGD | Have a Great Day |
| HAGN | Have a Good Night |
| HAGO | Have a Good One |
| HAK | Hugs and Kisses |
| HAND | Have a Nice Day |
| HAR | Hit and Run |
| HAWTLW | Hello and Welcome To Last Week |
| HB | Hurry Back |
| HBASTD | Hitting Bottom and Starting To Dig |
| HBB | Hip Beyond Belief |
| HBU | How Bout You? |
| HCC | Holy Computer Crap |
| HD | Hold |
| HF | Hello Friend/Have Fun/Have Faith |
| HHIS | Hanging Head in Shame |
| HHO1/2K | Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding |
| HHOJ | Ha-Ha, Only Joking |
| HHOK | Ha Ha, Only Kidding |
| HHOS | Ha-Ha, Only Serious |
| HHTYAY | Happy Holidays To You and Yours |
| HIG | How's It Going |
| HIH | Hope It Helps |
| HIOOC | Help, I'm Out of Coffee |
| HITAKS | Hang in There and Keep Smiling |
| HNTI | How Nice That/This Is |
| HNTW | How Nice That Was |
| HNY | Happy New Year |
| HO | Hang On/Hold On |
| HOHAH | Ollywood Hacker |
| HOYEW | Hanging on Your Every Word |
| HP | Higher Power |
| HPPO | Highest Paid Person in Office |
| HSIK | How Should I Know |
| HT | Hi There |
| HTH | Hope This (or That) Helps |
| HTNOTH | Hit The Nail on The Head |
| HUD | How You Doing? |
| HUGZ | Hugs |
| huh | What |
| HWGA | Here We Go Again |
| I <3 UI | Love You |
| I 1-D-RI | Wonder |
| i H8 It | I Hate It |
| I-D-L | Ideal |
| IAC | In Any Case/I Am Confused/If Anyone Cares |
| IAE | In Any Event |
| IAITS | It's All in The Subject |
| IANACI | Am Not a Crook |
| IANADBIPOOTVI | Am Not a Doctor But I Play One on TV |
| IANAEI | Am Not An Expert |
| IANALI | Am Not a Lawyer |
| IANNNGCI | Am Not Nurturing The Next Generation of Casualties |
| IASAP4UI | Always Say a Prayer For You |
| IATI | Am Tired |
| IAWI | Agree With/In Accordance With |
| IBGYBGI'll | Be Gone, You'll Be Gone |
| IBIWISII'll | Believe It When I See It |
| IBK | Idiot Behind Keyboard |
| IBRBI'll | Be Right Back |
| IBT | In Between Technology |
| IBTDI | Beg To Differ |
| IBTL | In Before The Lock |
| IC | Independent Contractor/In Character/I See |
| ICBWI | Could Be Wrong |
| ICBWICBM | It Could Be Worse, It Could Be Me |
| ICWI | Can't Wait |
| ICYC | In Case You're Curious/In Case You Care |
| ID10T | Idiot |
| IDCI | Don't Care |
| IDGII | Don't Get It/I Don't Get Involved |
| IDK, My BFF | I Don't Know, My Best Friend Forever |
| IDKI | Don't Know |
| IDKYI | Don't Know You |
| IDM | It Does Not Matter |
| IDRKI | Don't Really Know |
| IDSTI | Didn't Say That |
| IDTAI | Did That Already |
| IDTSI | Don't Think So |
| IEF | It's Esther's Fault |
| IFABI | Found a Bug |
| IGTPI | Get The Point |
| IGWS | It Goes Without Saying |
| IGWST | It Goes Without Saying That |
| IGYHTBTI | Guess You Had To Be There |
| IHAI | Hate Acronyms |
| IHAIMI | Have Another Instant Message |
| IHNOI | Have No Opinion |
| IHUI | Hear You |
| IIABDFI | If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It |
| IIIO | Intel Inside, Idiot Outside |
| IIMAD | If It Makes A(ny) Difference |
| IINM | If I'm Not Mistaken |
| IIR | If I Remember/If I Recall |
| IIRC | If I Remember Correctly/If I Recall Correctly |
| IITLYTO | If It's Too Loud You're Too Old |
| IITYWIMWYBMAD | If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me a Drink |
| IITYWYBMAD | If I Tell You Will You Buy Me a Drink |
| IIWM | If It Were Me |
| IJWTKI | Just Want To Know |
| IJWTSI | Just Want To Say |
| IKALOPLTI | Know a Lot of People Like That |
| IKWYMI | Know What You Mean |
| IKYABWAII | Know You Are But What Am I? |
| ILAI | Love Acronyms |
| ILICISCOMKI | Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke on My Keyboard |
| ILMJI | Love My Job |
| ILUAAFI | Love You As a Friend |
| ILUI | Love You |
| ILYI | Love You |
| IM | Instant Messaging/Immediate Message |
| IMAI | Might Add |
| IMAO | In My Arrogant Opinion |
| IMCO | In My Considered Opinion |
| IME | In My Experience |
| IMEZRUI | Am Easy, Are You? |
| IMHEIUO | In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion |
| IMHO | In My Humble Opinion |
| IMNERHO | In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion |
| IMNSHO | In My Not So Humble Opinion |
| IMO | In My Opinion |
| IMOO | In My Own Opinion |
| IMPOV | In My Point of View |
| IMRUI | Am, Are You? |
| IMSI | Am Sorry |
| INBD | It's No Big Deal |
| INMP | It's Not My Problem |
| INNW | If Not Now, When |
| INPO | In No Particular Order |
| INUCOSM | It's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk |
| IOHI'm | Outta Here |
| ION | Index of Names |
| IONOI | Don't Know |
| IOUD | Inside, Outside, Upside Down |
| IOUI | Owe You |
| IOW | In Other Words |
| IRL | In Real Life |
| ISAGNI | See a Great Need |
| ISH | Insert Sarcasm Here |
| ISO | In Search Of |
| ISSI | Said So/I'm So Sure |
| ISSYGTII'm | So Sure You Get The Idea |
| ISTM | It Seems To Me |
| ISTRI | Seem To Remember |
| ISWC | If Stupid Were a Crime |
| ISWYMI | See What You Mean |
| ISYALSI'll | Send You a Letter Soon |
| ITAI | Totally Agree |
| ITFA | In The Final Analysis |
| ITIGBSI | Think I'm Going To Be Sick |
| ITM | In The Money |
| ITMA | It's That Man Again |
| ITSFWI | If The Shoe Fits Wear It |
| IUM | If You Must |
| IWALUI | Will Always Love You |
| IWBNI | It Would Be Nice If |
| IWIWUI | Wish I Was You |
| IYD | In Your Dreams |
| IYDMMA | If You Don't Mind My Asking |
| IYFEG | Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group |
| IYKWIM | If You Know What I Mean |
| IYKWIMAITYD | If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do |
| IYO | In Your Opinion |
| IYQI | Like You |
| IYSS | If You Say So |
| IYSWIM | If You See What I Mean |
| J/C | Just Checking |
| J/J | Just Joking |
| J/K | Just Kidding |
| J/P | Just Playing |
| J/W | Just Wondering |
| J2LYK | Just To Let You Know |
| J4F | Just For Fun |
| J4G | Just For Grins |
| J4T Or JFT | Just For Today |
| J5M | Just Five Minutes |
| JAD | Just Another Day |
| JAM | Just a Minute |
| JAS | Just a Second |
| JDI | Just Do It |
| JDMJ | Just Doing My Job |
| JFI | Just For Information |
| JHO | Just Helping Out |
| JHOM | Just Helping Out My (Mafia, Mob, Neighbors, Etc.) |
| JHOMF | Just Helping Out My Friend(s) |
| JIC | Just in Case |
| JK | Just Kidding |
| JM2C | Just My 2 Cents |
| JMO | Just My Opinion |
| JOOTT | Just One of Those Things |
| JP | Just Playing |
| JSU | Just Shut Up |
| JSYK | Just So You Know |
| JT | Just Teasing |
| JTLYK | Just To Let You Know |
| JTOL | Just Thinking Out Loud |
| JTOU | Just Thinking of You |
| JUADLAM | Jumping Up and Down Like a Monkey |
| JW | Just Wondering |
| KBD | Keyboard |
| KFY/K4Y | Kiss For You |
| KHYF | Know How You Feel |
| KIA | Killed in Action |
| KIPPERS | Kids in Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings |
| KIR | Keep It Real |
| KISS | Keep It Simple Stupid |
| KIT | Keep in Touch |
| KK | Kiss Kiss |
| KMP | Keep Me Posted |
| KMRIA | Kiss My Royal Irish Arse |
| KMUF | Kiss Me You Fool |
| KOK | Knock |
| KOTC | Kiss on The Cheek |
| KOTL | Kiss on The Lips |
| KPC | Keeping Parents Clueless |
| KS | Kill Stealer |
| KUTGW | Keep Up The Good Work |
| KWIM | Know What I Mean? |
| KYFC | Keep Your Fingers Crossed |
| KYNC | Keep Your Nose Clean |
| KYPO | Keep Your Pants On |
| L | Laugh |
| L8R | Later |
| LD | Long Distance/Later Dude |
| LDR | Long Distance Relationship |
| LDTTWA | Let's Do The Time Warp Again |
| LFTI | Looking Forward To It |
| LHO | Laughing Head Off |
| LIFO | Last In, First Out |
| LIS | Laughing in Silence |
| LJBF | Let's Just Be Friends |
| LKITR | Little Kid in The Room |
| LLTA | Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause |
| LMHO | Laughing My Head Off |
| LMIRL | Let's Meet in Real Life |
| LMK | Let Me Know |
| LMSO | Laughing My Socks Off |
| LMTC | Left a Message To Contact |
| LMTCB | Left Message To Call Back |
| LOL | Laughing Out Loud/Lots of Love |
| LOLA | Laugh Out Loud Again |
| LOLZ | Lots of Laughs |
| LOML | Love of My Life |
| LONH | Lights On, Nobody Home |
| LOOL | Laughing Outrageously Out Loud |
| LOPSOD | Long on Promises, Short on Delivery |
| LORE | Learn Once, Repeat Everywhere |
| LOU | Laughing Over You |
| LRF | Little Rubber Feet |
| LSHMBH | Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts |
| LTHTT | Laughing Too Hard To Type |
| LTIC | Laughing 'Til I Cry |
| LTM | Laughing To Myself |
| LTNS | Long Time No See |
| LTNT | Long Time, No Type |
| LTR | Long Term Relationship |
| LTS | Laughing To Self |
| LTTIC | Look The Teacher Is Coming |
| LULU | Locally Undesireable Land Use |
| LUMTP | Love You More than Pie |
| luser | Loser |
| LUSM | Love You So Much |
| LWR | Launch When Ready |
| LY | Love You |
| LY4E | Love You Forever |
| LYA | Love You All |
| LYB | Love You Babe |
| LYCYLBB | Love You, See You Later, Bye Bye |
| LYKYAMY | Love You, Kiss You, Already Miss You |
| LYL | Love You Lots |
| LYLAB | Love You Like a Brother |
| LYLAS | Love You Like a Sister |
| LYLB | Love You Later Bye |
| LYMI | Love You, Mean It |
| LYWAMH | Love You With All My Heart |
| M2NY | Me Too, Not Yet |
| M4C | Meet For Coffee |
| m4w | Men For Women |
| M8 Or M8s | Mate/Mates |
| MA | Mature Audience |
| MAYA | Most Advanced Yet Accessible |
| MB | Message Board |
| MBN | Must Be Nice |
| MD | Doctor of Medicine/Managing Director |
| MEGO | My Eyes Glaze Over |
| meh | Who Cares, Whatever |
| MF | My Friend |
| MFD | Multi-Function Device |
| MHBFY | My Heart Bleeds For You |
| mhh | Muh Huh/Yeah |
| MHOTY | My Hat's Off To You |
| MIA | Missing in Action |
| MIHAP | May I Have Your Attention Please |
| MIL | Mother-In-Law |
| MIRL | Meet in Real Life |
| MITIN | More Info than I Needed |
| MKOP | My Kind of Place |
| MLA | Multiple Letter Acronym |
| MLAS | My Lips Are Sealed |
| MM | Market Maker |
| MMHA2U | My Most Humble Apologies To You |
| mmk | Mmm OK |
| MML | Made Me Laugh |
| MMYT | Mail Me Your Thoughts |
| MO | Move On |
| MOF | Matter of Fact |
| MOMPL | One Moment Please |
| MOO | Mud, Object-Oriented/Matter of Opinion |
| MOOS | Member of The Opposite Sex |
| MOPM | Oment Please |
| MorF | Male Or Female |
| MOS | Mom Over Shoulder |
| MOSS | Member(s) of The Same Sex |
| MOTAS | Member of The Appropriate Sex |
| MOTD | Message of The Day |
| MOTOS | Member(s) of The Opposite Sex |
| MOTSS | Member(s) of The Same Sex |
| MRA | Moving Right Along |
| MRPH | Mail The Right Place For Help |
| MSG | Message |
| MSMD | Monkey See Monkey Do |
| MSTM | Makes Sense To Me |
| MTBF | Mean Time Before Failure |
| MTF | More To Follow |
| MTFBWY | May The Force Be With You |
| MTLA | My True Love Always |
| MTSBWY | May The Schwartz Be With You |
| MUAH Or MWAH | The Sound of a Kiss |
| MUBAR | Messed Up Beyond All Recognition |
| MUSM | Miss You So Much |
| MVA No PI | Motor Vehicle Accident With No Personal Injury |
| MVA W/PI | Motor Vehicle Accident With Personal Injury |
| MVA | Motor Vehicle Accident |
| MWBRL | More Will Be Revealed Later |
| MYL | Mind Your Language |
| MYOB | Mind Your Own Business |
| N-A-Y-L | In a While |
| N/A | Not Applicable/Not Affiliated |
| N/M | Nothing Much |
| N/T | No Text |
| N | No |
| N1 | Nice One |
| N2M | Not To Mention/Not Too Much |
| N2MJCHBU | Not Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You? |
| NAB | Not a Blonde |
| NAGB | Nearly Almost a Good Bridge |
| NAK | Nursing At Keyboard |
| NALOPKT | Not a Lot of People Know That |
| NASCAR | Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks |
| natch | Naturally |
| NATO | No Action, Talk Only |
| NAVY | Never Again Volunteer Yourself |
| NAZ | Name, Address, Zip (also Means Nasdaq) |
| NB | Nota Bene |
| NB4T | Not Before Time |
| NBD | No Big Deal |
| NBFAB | Not Bad For a Beginner |
| NBFABS | Not Bad For a Bot Stopper |
| NBG | No Bloody Good |
| NBIF | No Basis in Fact |
| NBLFY | Nothing But Love For You |
| NC | Nice Crib |
| NCG | New College Graduate |
| ND | No Date |
| NDN | Indian |
| ne-wayz | Anyways |
| ne | Any |
| ne1 | Anyone |
| ne14kfc | Anyone For KFC? |
| ne1er | Anyone Here? |
| NEET | Not Currently Engaged in Employment, Education, Or Training |
| NESEC | Any Second |
| NEV | Neighborhood Electric Vehicle |
| NEWS | North, East, West, South |
| NFBSK | Not For British School Kids |
| NFS | Need For Sex/Network File System |
| NG | New Game |
| NGB | Nearly Good Bridge |
| NH | Nice Hand |
| NHOH | Never Heard of Him/Her |
| NI4NI | An Eye For Any Eye |
| NICE | Nonsense in Crappy Existence |
| NIH | Not Invented Here |
| NIM | No Internal Message |
| NIMBY | Not in My Back Yard |
| NIMJD | Not in My Job Description |
| NIMQ | Not in My Queue |
| NIMY | Never in a Million Years |
| NINO | Nothing In, Nothing Out/No Input, No Output |
| NISM | Need I Say More |
| NITL | Not in This Lifetime |
| nm, U | Not Much, You? |
| NM | Never Mind/Nothing Much/Nice Move |
| NME | Enemy |
| NMH | Not Much Here |
| NMHJC | Not Much Here, Just Chilling |
| NMP | Not My Problem |
| NMTE | Now More than Ever |
| NMU | Not Much, You? |
| NN | Not Now/Need |
| NNR | Need Not Respond |
| NNWW | Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink |
| no Praw | No Problem |
| NO | Not Online |
| NOA | Not Online Anymore |
| NOFI | No Offense Intended |
| NOS | New Old Stock |
| NOY | Not Online Yet |
| NOYB | None of Your Business |
| NP | No Problem/Nosy Parents |
| NQA | No Questions Asked |
| NQOCD | Not Quite Our Class Dear |
| NRG | Energy |
| NRN | No Reply Necessary |
| NSA | No Strings Attached |
| NSFW | Not Safe For Work |
| NSTLC | Need Some Tender Loving Care |
| NTA | Not This Again |
| nth | Nothing |
| NTIM | Not That It Matters |
| NTIMM | Not That It Matters Much |
| NTK | Nice To Know |
| NTM | Not That Much |
| NTMU | Nice To Meet You |
| NTTAWWT | Not That There's Anything Wrong With That |
| NTW | Not To Worry |
| NTYMI | Now That You Mention It |
| NUB | New Person To a Site Or Game |
| NUFF | Enough Said |
| NVM | Never Mind |
| NVNG | Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained |
| NW | No Way |
| NWAL | Nerd Without a Life |
| NWOT | New WithOut Tags |
| NWR | Not Work Related |
| NWT | New With Tags |
| NYC | Not Your Concern |
| O | Opponent/Over |
| OAO | Over and Out |
| OATUS | On a Totally Unrelated Subject |
| OAUS | On An Unrelated Subject |
| OB | Obligatory |
| OBE | Overcome By Events |
| OBO | Or Best Offer |
| OBTW | Oh By The Way |
| OC | Original Character/Own Character |
| OCD | Obsessive Compulsive Disorder |
| OIC | Oh, I See |
| OICU812 | Oh I See, You Ate One Too |
| OK | All Correct |
| OLO | Only Laughed Once |
| OMDB | Over My Dead Body |
| OMIK | Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard |
| OMW | On My Way |
| ONID | Oh No I Didn't |
| ONNA | Oh No, Not Again |
| ONNTA | Oh No, Not This Again |
| ONUD | Oh No You Didn't |
| OO | Over and Out |
| OOAK | One of a Kind |
| OOC | Out of Character/Out of Control |
| OOF | Out of Facility |
| OOI | Out of Interest |
| OOO | Out of Office |
| OOS | Out of Stock |
| OOTB | Out of The Box/Out of The Blue |
| OOTC | Obligatory on Topic Comment |
| OST | On Second Thought |
| OT | Off Topic |
| OTASOIC | Owing To a Slight Oversight in Construction |
| OTF | Off The Floor/On The Phone (Fone) |
| OTH | Off The Hook |
| OTL | Out To Lunch |
| OTOH | On The Other Hand |
| OTP | On The Phone |
| OTS | On The Scene/On The Spot/Off The Shelf |
| OTT | Over The Top |
| OTTOMH | Off The Top of My Head |
| OTW | Off The Wall |
| OUSU | Oh, You Shut Up |
| OWTTE | Or Words To That Effect |
| OZ | Australia |
| P-ZA | Pizza |
| P&C | Private & Confidential |
| P | Partner |
| P2C2E | Process Too Complicated Too Explain |
| P2U4URAQTP | Peace To You For You Are a Cutie Pie |
| P911 | Parent Alert |
| PA | Parent Alert |
| PAL | Parents Are Listening |
| PANS | Pretty Awesome New Stuff |
| PAW | Parents Are Watching |
| PBB | Parent Behind Back |
| PBEM | Play By EMail |
| PBJ | Peanut Butter and Jelly/Pretty Boy Jock |
| PC | Personal Computer/Politically Correct |
| PCM | Please Call Me |
| PCMCIA | People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms |
| PD | Public Domain |
| PDA | Personal Digital Assistant/Public Display of Affection |
| PDQ | Pretty Darn Quick |
| PDS | Please Don't Shout |
| PEBCAC | Problem Exists Between Chair and Computer |
| PEBCAK | Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard |
| PEEP | People Engaged and Empowered For Peace |
| peeps | People |
| PIF | Paid in Full |
| PIN | Person in Need |
| PIR | Parent in Room |
| PITMEMBOAM | Peace in The Middle East My Brother of Another Mother |
| pix | Pictures/photos |
| PLO | Peace, Love, Out |
| PLOKTA | Press Lots of Keys To Abort |
| PLOS | Parents Looking Over Shoulder |
| PLS | Please |
| PLZ | Please |
| PM | Personal Message/Private Message |
| PMBI | Pardon My Butting In |
| PMF | Pardon My French/Pure Freaking Magic |
| PMFJI | Pardon Me For Jumping In |
| PMIGBOM | Put Mind in Gear Before Opening Mouth |
| PMJI | Pardon My Jumping In |
| PNATMBC | Pay No Attention To Man Behind The Curtain |
| PNATTMBTC | Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain |
| PNCAH | Please, No Cursing Allowed Here |
| PND | Possibly Not Definitely/Personal Navigation Device |
| POAHF | Put on a Happy Face |
| POAK | Passed Out At Keyboard |
| POMS | Parent Over My Shoulder |
| PONA | Person of No Account |
| POP | Photo on Profile/Point of Purchase/Point of Presence/Post Office Protocol |
| POSSLQ | Persons of The Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters |
| POTATO | Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty One |
| POTS | Plain Old Telephone System/Pat on The Shoulder |
| POTUS | President of The United States |
| POV | Point of View |
| PP | People |
| PPL | Pay-Per-Lead/People |
| PRW | Parents Are Watching |
| PS | Post Script |
| PSA | Public Service Announcement |
| PSO | Product Superior To Operator |
| PTH | Prime Tanning Hours |
| PTMM | Please Tell Me More |
| PTP | Pardon The Pun |
| PU | That Stinks |
| puter | Computer |
| PVP | Player Versus Player |
| pw | Password |
| PWAS | Prayer Wheels Are Spinning |
| PWCB | Person Will Call Back |
| PWP | Plot, What Plot? |
| Q | Queue/Question |
| QC | Quality Control |
| QL | Quit Laughing |
| QLS | Reply |
| QOTD | Quote of The Day |
| Quick Question/Cry More | |
| QS | Quit Scrolling |
| QT | Cutie |
| r U Da? | Are You There? |
| r U Goin | Are You Going? |
| R U There? | Are You There? |
| R&D | Research & Development |
| R&R | Rest & Relaxation |
| RAEBNC | Read and Enjoyed, But No Comment |
| RB@ | YaRight Back At Ya |
| RBAY | Right Back At You |
| RBTL | Read Between The Lines |
| RC | Remote Control |
| RE | Regards/Reply/Hello Again |
| REHI | Hi Again |
| RFD | Request For Discussion |
| RGR | Roger |
| RHIP | Rank Has Its Privileges |
| RHK | RoundHouse Kick |
| RIYL | Recommended If You Like |
| RKBA | Right To Keep and Bear Arms |
| RL | Real Life |
| RLCO | Real Life Conference |
| RLF | Real Life Friend |
| RM | Remake |
| RMETTH | Rolling My Eyes To The Heavens |
| RMLB | Read My Lips Baby |
| RMMA | Reading My Mind Again |
| RMMM | Read My Mail Man |
| RN | Right Now |
| RNN | Reply Not Necessary |
| ROFL | Rolling on Floor Laughing |
| ROR | Raffing Out Roud (in Scooby-doo Dialect) |
| ROTFL | Rolling on The Floor Laughing |
| ROTFLOL | Rolling on The Floor Laughing Out Loud |
| ROTGL | Rolling on The Ground Laughing |
| ROTM | Right on The Money |
| RPG | Role Playing Games |
| RR | RhaR HaR HaR (instead of LOL) |
| RRQ | Return Receipt Requested |
| RSN | Real Soon Now |
| RSVP | Repondez S'il Vous Plait |
| RT | Real Time |
| RTB | Returning To Base (home) |
| RTBM | Read The Bloody Manual |
| RTBS | Reason To Be Single |
| RTFAQ | Read The FAQ |
| RTH | Release The Hounds |
| RTK | Return To Keyboard |
| RTS | Read The Screen |
| RTSM | Read The Silly Manual |
| RTSS | Read The Screen Stupid |
| RTTSD | Right Thing To Say Dude |
| RU | Are You? |
| RUMCYMHMD | Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose |
| RUNTS | Are You Nuts? |
| RUOK | Are You OK? |
| RUS | Are You Serious? |
| RUSOS | Are You SOS (in Trouble)? |
| RUT | Are You There? |
| RUUP4IT | Are You Up For It? |
| RX | Regards |
| RYFM | Read Your Friendly Manual |
| RYO | Roll Your Own |
| RYS | Read Your Screen |
| s^ | What's Up? |
| S | Smile |
| S2R | Send To Receive |
| S2U | Same To You |
| S4L | Spam For Life |
| SAHM | Stay At Home Mom |
| SAPFU | Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups |
| SB | Stand By |
| SBI | Sorry 'Bout It |
| SBTA | Sorry, Being Thick Again |
| SBUG | Small Bald Unaudacious Goal |
| SCNR | Sorry, Could Not Resist |
| SDK | Scottie Doesn't Know/Software Developer's Kit |
| sec | Wait a Second |
| SED | Said Enough Darling |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem |
| SETE | Smiling Ear To Ear |
| SF | Surfer Friendly/Science Fiction |
| SFAIAA | So Far As I Am Aware |
| SFETE | Smiling From Ear To Ear |
| SFLA | Stupid Four Letter Acronym |
| SFX | Sound Effects/Stage Effects |
| SHB | Should Have Been |
| shhh | Quiet |
| SHID | Slap Head in Disgust |
| SHMILY | See How Much I Love You |
| SIC | Spelling Is Correct |
| SICL | Sitting in Chair Laughing |
| SICS | Sitting in Chair Snickering |
| SII | Seriously Impaired Imagination |
| SIL | Sister-In-Law |
| SIT | Stay in Touch |
| SITCOM | Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage |
| SITD | Still in The Dark |
| sk8er | Skater |
| sk8er | Skater |
| SL | Second Life |
| SLAP | Sounds Like a Plan |
| SLAW | Sounds Like a Winner |
| SLIRK | Smart Little Rich Kid |
| SLM | See Last Mail |
| SLOM | Sticking Leeches on Myself |
| SLT | Something Like That |
| SM | Senior Moment |
| SMAIM | Send Me An Instant Message |
| SME | Subject Matter Expert |
| SMEM | Send Me E-Mail |
| SMH | Shaking My Head |
| SMIM | Send Me An Instant Message |
| SMOP | Small Matter of Programming |
| smt | Something |
| SNAG | Sensitive New Age Guy |
| SNERT | Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager |
| SO | Significant Other |
| SOBT | Stressed Out Big Time |
| SODDI | Some Other Dude Did It |
| SOH | Sense of Humor |
| SOHF | Sense of Humor Failure |
| SOI | Self Owning Idiot |
| sok | It's OK |
| some1 | Someone |
| SOMY | Sick of Me Yet |
| SOP | Standard Operating Procedure |
| SOT | Short on Time |
| SOTMG | Short on Time, Must Go |
| SOW | Speaking of Which/Statement of Work |
| soz | Sorry |
| SRO | Standing Room Only |
| srsly | Seriously |
| SSC | Super Sexy Cute |
| SSEWBA | Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms |
| SSIA | Subject Says It All |
| STBX | Soon To Be Ex |
| sth | Something |
| STPPYNOZGTW | Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work |
| STR8 | Straight |
| STS | So To Speak |
| STW | Search The Web |
| STYS | Speak To You Soon |
| SU | Shut Up |
| SUAKM | Shut Up and Kiss Me |
| SUFID | Screwing Up Face in Disgust |
| SUL | Snooze You Lose |
| sup | What's Up? |
| SUYF | Shut Up You Fool |
| SWAK | Sealed (or Sent) With a Kiss |
| SWALBCAKWS | Sealed With a Lick Because a Kiss Won't Stick |
| SWALK | Sealed With a Loving Kiss |
| SWDYT | So What Do You Think? |
| sweet<3 | Sweetheart |
| SWF | Single White Female |
| SWIM | See What I Mean? |
| SWIS | See What I'm Saying |
| SWL | Screaming With Laughter |
| SWU | So What's Up |
| SYL | See You Later |
| SYS | See You Soon |
| SYT | See You Tomorrow |
| T@YL | Talk At You Later |
| T&C | Terms & Conditions |
| TA | Thanks Again |
| TAF | That's All, Folks |
| TAFN | That's All For Now |
| TAH | Take a Hike |
| TAKS | That's a Knee Slapper |
| TANJ | There Ain't No Justice |
| TANSTAAFL | There Ain't No Such Thing As a Free Lunch |
| TAP | Take a Pill |
| TAS | Taking a Shower |
| TAW | Teachers Are Watching |
| TBA | To Be Advised |
| TBC | To Be Continued |
| TBD | To Be Determined |
| TBE | Thick Between Ears |
| TBH | To Be Honest |
| TBYB | Try Before You Buy |
| TC | Take Care |
| TCB | Trouble Came Back |
| TCOY | Take Care of Yourself |
| TDM | Too Darn Many |
| TEOTWAWKI | The End of The World As We Know It |
| TFDS | That's For Darn Sure |
| TFLMS | Thanks For Letting Me Share |
| TFM | Thanks From Me |
| TFN | Thanks For Nothing/Til Further Notice |
| TFS | Thanks For Sharing/Three Finger Salute |
| TFTHAOT | Thanks For The Help Ahead of Time |
| TFTT | Thanks For The Thought |
| TFX | Traffic |
| TGAL | Think Globally, Act Locally |
| TGGTG | That Girl/Guy Has Got To Go |
| THX Or TX Or THKS | Thanks |
| TIA | Thanks in Advance |
| TIAIL | Think I Am in Love |
| TIC | Tongue in Cheek |
| TILII | Tell It Like It Is |
| TINGTES | There Is No Gravity, The Earth Sucks |
| TISC | This Is So Cool |
| TISL | This Is So Lame |
| TISNC | This Is So Not Cool |
| TISNF | That Is So Not Fair |
| TISNT | That Is So Not True |
| TK | To Come |
| TKU4UK | Thank You For Your Kindness |
| TLA | Three Letter Acronym |
| TLC | Tender Loving Care |
| TLGO | The List Goes On |
| TLITBC | That's Life in The Big City |
| TLK2UL8R | Talk To You Later |
| TM | Trust Me |
| TMA | Too Many Acronyms |
| TMI | Too Much Information |
| TMTOWTDI | There's More than One Way To Do It |
| TNA | Temporarily Not Available |
| TNC | Tongue in Cheek |
| TNT | Til Next Time |
| TNTL | Trying Not To Laugh |
| TNX | Thanks |
| to Go Nookleer | To Explode |
| TOBAL | There Oughta Be a Law |
| TOBG | This Oughta Be Good |
| TOM | Tomorrow |
| TOPCA | Til Our Paths Cross Again |
| TOT | Tons of Time |
| TOY | Thinking of You |
| TP | Team Player/TelePort |
| TPC | The Phone Company |
| TPS | That's Pretty Stupid |
| TPTB | The Powers That Be |
| TQM | Total Quality Management |
| TRAM | The Rest Are Mine |
| TRDMC | Tears Running Down My Cheeks |
| tripdub | Triple W |
| troo | True |
| TRP | Television Rating Points |
| TSIA | This Says It All |
| TSIF | Thank Science It's Friday |
| TSNF | That's So Not Fair |
| TSR | Totally Stuck in RAM/Totally Stupid Rules |
| TT | Big Tease |
| TTBOMK | To The Best of My Knowledge |
| TTFN | Ta Ta For Now |
| TTG | Time To Go |
| TTIOT | The Truth Is Out There |
| TTKSF | Trying To Keep a Straight Face |
| TTS | Text To Speech |
| TTT | That's The Ticket/To The Top/Thought That Too |
| TTTHTFAL | Talk To The Hand The Face Ain't Listening |
| TTTT | To Tell The Truth |
| TTUL | Talk To You Later |
| TTYAWFN | Talk To You a While From Now |
| TTYIAF | Talk/Type To You in a Few |
| TTYL | Talk To You Later/Type To You Later |
| TTYT | Talk To You Tomorrow |
| TVM4YEM | Thank You Very Much For Your E-Mail |
| TWHAB | This Won't Hurt a Bit |
| TWHE | The Walls Have Ears |
| TWIMC | To Whom It May Concern |
| TWITA | That's What I'm Talking About |
| TWIWI | That Was Interesting, Wasn't It? |
| TXS | Thanks |
| TXT IM | Text Instant Message |
| TXT MS | Gtext Message |
| TY | Thank You |
| TYCLO | Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off |
| TYG | There You Go |
| TYVM | Thank You Very Much |
| u U | Pare You Up? |
| U-L | You Will |
| u | You |
| U2 | You Too |
| u8 | You Ate? |
| UBS | Unique Buying State |
| UCWAP | Up a Creek Without a Paddle |
| UDH82BME | You'd Hate To Be Me |
| UDM | You're The Man |
| UG2BK | You've Got To Be Kidding |
| UGC | User-Generated Content |
| UNOIT | You Know It |
| unP | CunPolitically Correct |
| UNTCO | You Need To Chill Out |
| UOK | Are You OK? |
| UPOD | Under Promise Over Deliver |
| ur | You Are |
| UR2K | You Are Too Kind |
| URSAI | You Are Such An Idiot |
| URW | You Are Welcome |
| URWS | You Are Wise |
| URYY4M | You Are Too Wise For Me |
| USP | Unique Selling Proposition |
| UTM | You Tell Me |
| UV | Unpleasant Visual |
| UWIWU | You Wish I Was You |
| VBG | Very Big Grin |
| VBS | Very Big Smile |
| VC | Venture Capital |
| VCDA | Vaya Con Dios, Amigo |
| VEG | Very Evil Grin |
| VFM | Value For Money |
| VGN | Vegan/Vegitarian |
| VIP | Very Important Person |
| VIV | Very Important Visitor |
| VM | Voice Mail |
| VSF | Very Sad Face |
| VWD | Very Well Done |
| VWP | Very Well Played |
| w's^ | What's Up? |
| W/ | With |
| W/E | Weekend |
| W/O | Without |
| w/r/t | With Regard To |
| w4m | Women For Men |
| W8 | Wait |
| WAD | Without a Doubt |
| WAEF | When All Else Fails |
| WAFS | Warm and Fuzzies |
| WAI | What An Idiot |
| WAK | What a Kiss |
| WAMBAM | Web Application Meets Brick and Mortar |
| WAYD | What Are You Doing? |
| WAYN | Where Are You Now? |
| WB | Welcome Back/Write Back |
| WBS | Write Back Soon |
| WBU | What 'Bout You? |
| WC | Who Cares |
| WCA | Who Cares Anyway |
| WD | Well Done |
| WDALYIC | Who Died and Left You in Charge? |
| WDDD | Woopie Doo Da Dey |
| WDR | With Due Respect |
| WDT | Who Does That? |
| WDYM | What Do You Mean? |
| WDYMBT | What Do You Mean By That? |
| WDYS | What Did You Say? |
| WDYT | What Do You Think? |
| WE | Whatever |
| WEG | Wicked Evil Grin |
| WF | Way Fun |
| WFM | Works For Me |
| WG | Wicked Grin |
| WIBAMU | Well, I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle |
| WIBNI | Wouldn't It Be Nice If |
| WIIFM | What's in It For Me |
| WIIFY | What's in It For You |
| WILB | Workplace Internet Leisure Browsing |
| WILCO | Will Comply |
| WIM | Woe Is Me |
| WIP | Work in Process |
| wirld | World |
| WISP | Winning Is So Pleasureable |
| WIT | Wordsmith in Training |
| WITW | What in The World |
| WIU | Wrap It Up |
| wkewl | Way Cool |
| WLMIRL | Would Like To Meet in Real Life |
| WMHGB | Where Many Have Gone Before |
| WNOHGB | Where No One Has Gone Before |
| WOA | Work of Art |
| WOG | Wise Old Guy |
| WOM | Word of Mouse |
| WOMBAT | Waste of Money, Brains and Time |
| WOOF | Well Off Older Folks |
| woot | We Own The Other Team |
| WOP | With Out Papers |
| word | It Means Cool, A.k.a. Word Up |
| WOTAM | Waste of Time and Money |
| WOTD | Word of The Day |
| WP | Well Played |
| WRT | With Regard To/With Respect To |
| wru | Where Are You? |
| WRUD | What Are You Doing? |
| WRUDATM | What Are You Doing At The Moment? |
| WT | Without Thinking/What The/Who The |
| WTG | Way To Go |
| WTMI | Way Too Much Information |
| WTN | What Then Now?/Who Then Now? |
| WTTM | Without Thinking Too Much |
| WU | What's Up |
| WUF | Where You From |
| WUWH | Wish You Were Here |
| WUWHIMA | Wish You Were Here in My Arms |
| wuz | Was |
| wuz4dina | What's For Dinner? |
| wuzup | What's Up? |
| WWY | Where Were You? |
| WX | Weather |
| WYCM | Will You Call Me? |
| WYD | What You Doing? |
| WYGISWYPF | What You Get Is What You Pay For |
| WYM | What Do You Mean? |
| wymyn | Women |
| WYP | What's Your Problem? |
| WYRN | What's Your Real Name? |
| WYS | Whatever You Say |
| WYSILOB | What You See Is a Load of Bullocks |
| WYSIWYG | What You See Is What You Get |
| WYSLPG | What You See Looks Pretty Good |
| WYT | Whatever You Think |
| WYWH | Wish You Were Here |
| X-I-10 | Exciting |
| XLNT | Excellent |
| XME | Excuse Me |
| XOXO | Hugs and Kisses |
| XQZT | Exquisite |
| XTC | Ecstasy |
| Y | Why?/Yes |
| YA Yaya | Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in Yo-yo) |
| YA | Yet Another |
| YABA | Yet Another Bloody Acronym |
| YACC | Yet Another Calendar Company |
| YAFIYGI | You Asked For It You Got It |
| YAJWD | You Ain't Just Whistling Dixie |
| YAOTM | Yet Another Off Topic Message |
| YAUN | Yet Another Unix Nerd |
| YBS | You'll Be Sorry |
| YBY | Yeah Baby Yeah |
| YCT | Your Comment To |
| YDKM | You Don't Know Me |
| YEPPIES | Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers |
| YGBK | You Gotta Be Kidding |
| YGLT | You're Gonna Love This |
| YGM | You've Got Mail |
| YGTBK | You've Got To Be Kidding |
| YGWYPF | You Get What You Pay For |
| YHM | You Have Mail |
| YIU | Yes, I Understand |
| YIWGP | Yes, I Will Go Private |
| YKW | You Know What? |
| YKWIM | You Know What I Mean |
| YM | Your Mother |
| YMAK | You May Already Know |
| YMMV | Your Mileage May Vary |
| YNK | You Never Know |
| YOYO | You're on Your Own |
| YR | Yeah Right |
| YRYOCC | You're Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock |
| YS | You Stinker |
| YSAN | You're Such a Nerd |
| ysdiw8 | Why Should I Wait? |
| YSIC | Why Should I Care? |
| YSK | You Should Know |
| YSYD | Yeah, Sure You Do |
| YTB | You're The Best |
| YTRNW | Yeah That's Right, Now What? |
| YTTT | You Telling The Truth? |
| YUPPIES | Young Urban Professionals |
| YW | You're Welcome |
| YWIA | You're Welcome in Advance |
| YY4U | Too Wise For You |
| YYSSW | Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever |
| ZZZ | Sleeping, Bored, Tired |